Friday, March 31, 2006

you know what i hate about the 21st century?
WIRELESS CONNECTION.
don't get me wrong, it's all good for downloading the latest OC episode
but it's completely fucked up when it comes to IP address, DNS cache and..
porn. believe me, you'll understand one fine day.

i have a mother big growth inside my ear.
OUCH!
i knew something was up when my ipod kept falling out of my ear.

anyway, typical friday night with the family.
MAJOR blowout at bebe.
am a happy happy camper. :)

i think its 11:56 PM now

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

for someone who will be having her exams in 2 weeks time,
i have an awful amount of life.

indeed, my horoscope was right.
i am missing someone.

i absolutely adore Prince, Barbara Streisand and Heart.
what can i say,
i'm really just a 65-year-old trapped in a gorgeous/sexy/slim 20-year-old body.

i think its 9:10 PM now

LUSCIOUS LABEL LOVE LIPS LONGING LAUGHTER LUST LIMPID LACKING LEGGY LASTING LIES LIFE LITERATURE LILTING LONELY LEFT LUCK LIMIT LINGER LIBERAL LAPS LIQUID LANGOROUS LESSON LIBIDO LEWD LIST LYRICS LITHE LAURELS LUSTER LOOKING LANGOROUS

i think its 9:10 AM now

i went from questioning
to hating
to missing
to longing

and now it's back to hating.

everyone told me it's gonna be hard.
why didn't i listen?

i think its 9:07 AM now

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

the mother was invited to one too many fashion shows during this SFF and she's going to none! but i'm gonna smuggle her citibank credit card for the max & co. fashion show at paragon this saturday. i heard it's gonna be fantastic! drinks and snacks included!

i swore to sleep by 11pm every night this week.
so i'm off to bed!

one more month. -breathes.

i think its 10:49 PM now

Monday, March 27, 2006

i am contemplating listening to Westlife over and over again.

However, i am not that depressed YET. Westlife shall be reserved for really slit-wrist 'snuff.

crushes and obsessions are nothing but trouble. Remember, Kim.
always.remember.that.
Although i must say you are really, really cute!

NTU hall 16 is the most amazing thing!!! AHHH.
Never mind, it okay. Raffles Hall is THE BEST.
it's so luxurious that it makes Ritz Carlton look bad.

i think its 1:46 PM now

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Dear God,

Please help me. Thanks.

ps: i hope you have internet connection, else i'll feel like an idiot.

i think its 8:26 PM now

Thursday, March 23, 2006

it is incredulous what people search on the internet.

"birds without feathers" ?! (this is a direct insult to geraldine)
"gay escorts" ?! (and to you, kenneth)

and my personal fav,
"kym nus engine blog"

HAHA just because i am an NG does not automatically mean my kim's spelled as KYM!?

how much flake have i gotten for being kim ng.

maybe i should really just go down to the MoN (ministry of names) and change my name to like, kimonathan since that's what i've been telling everyone.
i mean Phoebe changed hers to Princess Consuela Bananahammick right?

My Vogue horoscope says that this month, i'll be missing someone from my past.
HMMMMM ..

anyway, i'm supposed to be at Bedok Sports Hall like, NOW.
geez, i haven't played badminton in a year.
Fabian: i know you are like the east zone champion and all? but pls have mercy on me!
my jiggly bits are gonna slow me down!

PS: God is fair. Paris Hilton has a horrible complexion.

i think its 4:44 PM now

Seriously.
there isn't anyone out there that needs more cheering up than me.
(okay, maybe just him: )
but i totally laughed my bruised ass off watching Simple Life 3:Interns!!!

(while in the kitchen)
Paris H.: "What do you call the silver thing that you can use to wrap sandwiches and stuff?"
Host Family: "An aluminium foil, you mean?"
Paris H.: "Oh yeah, for a moment i forgot that term."
Nicole R.: (rolls on the floor laughing really hard)

i think its 11:17 AM now

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

and we were letting go of something special
something we'll never have again
i know,
i guess i really really know..

M2M ROCKS!!!!!!

i think its 12:08 PM now

Who would have thought that the song i've been dying to download for ages is sung by REO speedwagon?! i am such a rock softie. (oxymoron intended)

i had all good intentions to stay at home the whole day to study but some guys are here repairing my roof. and they're all sweaty and shirtless that my house is starting to turn into a Manhouse. why can't they all look something like this?:



no, my blog is not turning into a #1 porn site.
Although that would be really neat.

i think its 11:22 AM now

Monday, March 20, 2006

why are human beings obsessed with beauty? why is it so that a goodlooking person hold better-paying jobs than a less goodlooking one? why is the consumer market tethering on the brink of getting swallowed by the "concept of beauty" tirade?

i am, quite unfortunately, drowning.

because i spent close to 500 on nothing but beauty products like:
1. Bobbi Brown Everything Mascara
2. M.A.C. kohl eyeliner
3. Lancome Juicy tubes!
4. Eyelash Curler
5. Shu Umera Blusher (which i'll never ever use because my face is an automatic blush machine)
6. Chanel Fluff powder in Iridescent
7. Nuskin SPF15 tinted moisturizer
8. Nuskin White Milk Lotion
9. Avene Deep Pore Facial Cleanser
10. Avene Soapless Gel Cleanser
11. Lancome Cleansing Milk

and the proudest yet, OTO TRIMAX !!!!!!

i swear i look goddamn obese. :S

Fashion week is close and it's taking singapore(and me) by storm.
Tickets to UniquebyTopshop fashion show anyone?


Mommy @ Forbidden City



Tomato Telematch!!


my eyelids weigh like me, a ton.

i think its 9:49 PM now

why does it still feel so unnatural?

i think its 9:11 PM now

Sunday, March 19, 2006

i think its 2:48 PM now

Kboxing with people who sing only chinese songs:

i think its 2:29 PM now

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Damn those hormones! How can a guy who can fit into a size 27 jeans look so goddamn hott? Geeks RULE!

i think its 8:56 PM now

for once, i could bring myself to reject you, to shoot you down, instead of all the wretched softening of hearts, that seemed impossibly hard to mend. gosh, that felt really really fantastic.

i'm off to kbox with the guys, but first things first. a little pit stop at paragon. :D

i think its 10:39 AM now

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

see the thing about people, they always want what they can't have.

i ran for 12 songs today, at the beach. i don't know how many kilometers it translates to, but fucking 12 songs.

have you ever had a gorgeous creature walk toward you, (or in my case, run)
gorgeous, really superbly fine specimen of a being,
and when he or she walks (or run) pass you,
you are faced with no other option than to turn around and continue your shameless ogling
only to have that uncomfortably beautiful being turn around to check you out too?

i should run at the beach more often.
this time, sans the stupid fugly t-shirt
and the miserable pin holding up all the whipping hair
GROSS.

i think its 8:46 PM now

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

whatever happened to taking things SLOW???
HUH???
slow, understand? fucking slow.
like, turtle pace.

there's something about withheld passion that i find so terribly erotic.

i think its 11:47 PM now

Monday, March 13, 2006

one month without you made me more sane than one month with you.

i have the car alllll to myself this week. confetti! <3 it really means the world when my double soy latte craving at 10pm can be satisfied.

it's been 19 years, i'm really not new to solitude.

there were nights of endless pleasure
it was longer than any of your laws allowed

i think its 5:43 PM now

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Please, please bear with me while my obsession with The O.C. boils over.

i think its 8:13 PM now

Friday, March 10, 2006

kim doesn't like programming.
kim hates programming.
kim thinks programming is an utter waste of time.
kim would like to flush programming down the toilet bowl
and add alot of Harpic.

i am bored in lab, thus i shall serve the world some celebrity dish diss.
LOOK HERE

i think its 1:33 PM now

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

So this was how my weekend was spent:
Photos courtesy of RachelNeozers.




Orchard hotel high tea.





studying. real studying.


an amazing dinner to cap an amazing weekend.

when i look into your eyes
i know that it's true
God must have spent a little more time on you..

i think its 7:32 PM now

Monday, March 06, 2006

its like the most sexually charged nose graze in the history of nose grazes.

if anyone should know how to get by a hell week, that would be me.

food allergy sucks. but not knowing what caused it? sucks even more. i'm staying off chalets and bbqs for a while.

I don't know what to do anymore okay? I really, really don't.
So before you ask me why i'm doing what i'm doing when i'm doing what i'm doing, DON'T. I'm just gonna do whatever i feel like in the moment,
then think about the consequences later.

I shall exercise my full right to be the spoilt, only-child brat that i am.

I'm feeling utmost disgust at the way i'm feeling right now.
Why can't we just listen to Marvin all night long?

Believe me, things are the way they are for a reason.

i mean, if you love something, why question it?

//but i can't make you see it through,
that's something only love can do..

i think its 8:35 PM now

Sunday, March 05, 2006

it doesn't get easier
the heart just gets colder

i think its 11:47 AM now